Friday, April 27, 2012

I AM NNAYAIAN 2: emotions and reasoning

hello earthlings...the next episode to my earth adventures.... enjoy (^.^)


Same time as my/Uche's awakening, in a different timezone 4 hours ahead( a battle between the u.s army and some rebels)
6:30 am
 Another nnayaian...(actually the first nnayaian to arrive on earth and awaken..Earth alias: hugh carter) becomes aware of my awakening (ask me how i know this, weelllll we met so we synchronized data jus like u earthlings do with phones and laptops and shii )
BOOOOM he flash jumps just in time to escape the explosion  * appears in a half wrecked building*
phew that was close...i got distracted there for a second, i almost thought the last nnayaian would never awaken. Aah i see, his earthen alias is Uche Ajoks, apparently he was sent to be raised by nigerians..LOL very un-cliche (if thats a word lol) choice, that means i'll have to get to him sooner or later, but for now, he'll have to grow for himself, i'm kind of tied up in this battle , and we're losing
BOOOOM
problem now is i cant mentally track the energy signals of my platoon..uche's energy readings are haywire now cuz he just awakened so its jamming theirs out. *calms down a little to try and pick up energy signals* shit shit shit, most of the guys are dead, the rest are retreating, the able bodied ones are taking the injured out of the field....but...*concentrates for more energy readings* chuck, he's still out there, and the rebels closing in on him *flash jumps*
Hugh flash jumps to Chucks coordinates (note flash jump isnt teleportation in an actual sense. nnayaians move so fast that it breaks down their molecules that moves instantly then rearranges where they want it to)...
Screw u rebels, Chuck shouts as he shoots franctically  at any and every target. *click click click* he runs out of bullets, the rebels seize the opportunity and shoots chucks legs, he screams with a voice thats send high pitched waves and hugh picks it up in his molecule state, compelling his emotions of fear and anger (fear that he is about to lose his best human friend, and anger at the rebels) which he converts into energy, driving him faster towards chucks location.
chuck falls on his knees, he reaches into his back pocket and brings out a picture which had him, his girlfriend he just proposed to and hugh behind them resting on their shoulders laughing, he laughs chuckles at the picture and allows a tear to fall and says goodbye guys ...*BANG* Chuck was shot on his forehead by a rebel.
As chuck lands on the floor, hugh materializes to witness it.....He was immediately filled with raged, buh being  nnayaian, his rage was not shown on his face, just a cold blank stare as the raged was converted spontaneously into energy, Hugh's eyes glowed , their green-ness becoming more pronounced, he could see the wave trajectory of the bullet and picked up the energy readings of the shooter and the gun, he didnt feel the need to hide, they were just mere humans, he picked his side arm from its holster on his knee, pointed it in the direction of the shooter ...gathered up energy into the gun and the tip of the bullet (nnayaians have the ability to manipulate energy, molecules and electrons, buh limited tho), then he pulled the trigger
BOOM.....The bullet did more damage than it would have ever done as a normal bullet, it caused a 5 foot explosion, the other rebels were astonished and started screaming.... Hugh smiled, he had picked up their energy reading....


done with chapter 2 *phew* pls read up and drop ur comments muah muah bye earthlings

Tuesday, April 24, 2012

CHELSEEEEAAAAAAAA WOOOOOOON

nothing else to blog bout today....its all pointless at this moment... for now....chelsea has gone against all odds and defeated barcelona
ccccccchhhheeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllssssssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..
for life babay

Monday, April 23, 2012

passport dilemma

loooool...u ever wonder how no matter how cute or beautiful someone is, earthling passports always finds a way to make them look ugly...hahahaha, that dont happen on my planet .... nah bro, our passpors are keewwwwlllllllll (thats cool)





oh well, lemme show u some comparisons....lol...forgive me if u find this offensive...i actually stole these passports from a confidential source....
u see the difference....we on nnayaea are allowed to make cool poses from chest level and up...humans arent (>_<) downer
looool dont mind me tho, i'm jus messing around...the coolest passport to me tho is the baby one
LMAOOOOO, "you drink milk...out of glass???!!!

#OccupyUI

alien detections from planet nnayaea have reported a protest at UI, the university of ibadan (i think X_X) oooh well...this is as a result of the poor condition of power supply in this particular earthling institution of learning....the protest started today at 7:00 am reports from some of my earth friends tell me dat all classes have been shut down....
students have come together to raise their voices.... NO LIGHT NO CLASS #OccupyUI

*sigh* the lack of order...this only begets more disorderliness....


hopefully they'll resolve this issue soon and nothing will get outta hand


note: i have taken no sides in this...i'm just here to watch and never interfere, loooool alien rules, never interfere with human politics if u are on a research mission LOL

Sunday, April 22, 2012

i dont know...jus felt like posting this
"speak so i may see you" deep words by socrates....some of u earthlings wont understand this n u'll probably laugh cuz u think it doesnt make sense.....
buh it does.....
out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaketh...so u're bound to say what u think on a matter.......
dont dissapoint me by appearing bright and then u open ur mouth and then u sound like an immature being.....smh not cool...
think before u talk....reason more.....think a lot and gatther information on many things...it could help u a lot u know...
i basically like being friends with people that say meaningful things and think before they talk not pple that allow air to blow words outta their mouths, deep minded people and not shallow vain people dat dont know what's important...jus saying


food for thought...read literature more often guys....it could help u not jus literature...read anything u can reading is knowledge, knowledge is power....lol although, u could get beaten up even if u are smart ooooo, i jus mean that figuratively hahahahahah

Friends

  *teleports in*
hey yo earthlings..... :D no wait..i really need to stop an american scientist might read this and send some soldiers or sumn...(not that i'm scared.. dat i'll be caught, i'm scared that they'll become my slaves thanks to my awesomeness B-| )
  oh well...i'm soooo happy, my birthday was yesterday...and i got a lot of birthday pleasantries, i felt so popular ...( blushing, yes i'm vain for d popularity bit, buh i'm not like those dat'll kill for it, i'll jus take it as it comes, one friend at a time).....thanks to those of u that wished me a happy birthday, i appreciate it so much....u guys made my day...like seriously...that was all i needed....i even got from pple i didnt know personally (twitter and all) i love allll u guys...like seriously, i do
  yesterday got me thinking tho.......i'm nineteen n i have a goal...i want to change the world.......at nineteen i felt like i was wasting my time, that there was nothing i'd b able to do to change it..buh all those birthday wishes made me feel like i actually was making progress..
it got me thinking *that saying was actually true*  if u want to change the world, begin with ursefl.....if u do that, u'll eventually affect those around u, dat'll make dem change those around them which will create a chain of changes...pretty cool aint it :D
    how dyu do this?  make a friend at a time...and not jus for friendship sake or popularity sake buh because u want to make a difference in their lives...to make them better people...to make them smile when u're around and miss u when u aint there....pple u can call bros or sisters or whatever...pple that u can know what they're thinking without them saying anything..... i have pple like dat...lol we laugh at d same jokes and shii...cool dudes and babes...















basically, i love my friends...and i dont mind changing the world by making them happy.....



sorry i cant upload pics of all my friends, buh u guys know urselves :* :* :* :*

Friday, April 20, 2012

I AM NNAYAIAN (1) : The Beginning

kk, hello there earthlings....yh...i'll jus fill u guys in on my secret adventures on this planet


2:30 AM
 His eyes snap open as his heart beat races wildly....he sits up in his bed and notices, all his senses were heightened, i could hear his thoughts (duuuh, i'm him lol) * so it wasn't a dream he thought*
      He had finally gained consciousness of me,  his trueself...histories of his planet, our planet, crashed into his dreams, teaching him in an instant all he needed to know(basically, average knowledge, from an average nnayaian student on our planet *earth's kanye's shrug*) ......He got up from his bed and went into th ebathroom to look at himself in the mirror.....he noticed his eyes were green....normally he would have been freaked out, buh he knows now so he jus keeps staring at us in the mirror...(weirdo).

              *Sigh* now my eyes are green....TF am i gonna do with this tho, i know, i'll jus tell everyone i got new contacts...newaiz i look cool with them....i'm gorge :* :* ...... okay now, so basically, from the memories in my dream, i can't fly, buh i'm not confined by the full effects of gravity, and *does a 720 degree back flip* AWWEEEESSOOOMMMEEEE..... hhahaah now ope wont come and start showing off in my face :p ....what else can i do?.... oh yh..my speed is increased, sumn they call Flash jump back on nnayaea.....buh i'm pretty sure i wont be that good at it, i have to work on it. I'll probably become a super hero now.... nah bro...i'll jus be me, that super hero stuff is such a cliche'

i cant sleep now....my brain is jus scanning thru everything.... (._. ) as if it wasnt bad enough that i thought too much when i assumed i was still a human, now with my heightened senses..*sigh* i'll jus hang out on the roof for a bit *goes outside the house and takes a huge leap and lands on the roof* THUD ....whoops, i hope that didnt wake mum up
          so what am i gonna do on this planet now?.......staring thru these eyes, erything seems a bit clearer to me now... i see patterns in everything, EVEN IN RANDOMNESS I SEE PATTERNS. looks like my life has started a new adventure
          Staring off in the night with his new eyes....uche realizes, things aint gonna be the same again...
I realize, things are gonna be different... Uche the NNAYAIAN....lol




LOL, guys tell me what u think of this first post...pls, i'd really love to see comments
    

coming soon

kk, i'm gonna start short stories from my alien adventures so .....yh whatever, enjoy sha :D

Thursday, April 19, 2012

A lonely boy ranting

earthlings......|:
i jus changed my bbm name to darkness ....dunno why......thats what my mentality is turning into atm....i think its a phase of depression i'm going thru..... ( this never happens when i'm in my nnayaian form *rme* ), dont even know wat to think of anything again...pffft, whats d point, as long as its on earth its goin to end up being obsolete (that means become useless...for those of u who dont know)
i think putting this on my blog is just a medium for me to scream...cuz i sure as hell will not do that in real life......where do i even want to scream sef, so they'll now look at me like a madman.....oblivious to d heavy dark depressing thoughts that are squashing my spirit.....i hate the fact that i have low self esteem, its a bother.....i thought i was breaking out of it...buh this is the longest i've felt depressed since secondary school, io dont even know whats wrong with me.....i'm jus tired basically...
lol dont worry about me, i'm not contemplating suicide, i'm too much of a coward for that *kanye shrug* sue me...i aint afraid to admit that fact bout me, i'm cowardly...and i hate it....i try to stop it, buh its too much effort....i dont have that natural charismatic courage some pple have, i jus like being that ghost that watches erything, sees stuff and all, i actually hate attention unless i really want it ( for example now) i actually want a hug, a real hug, not all them bbm or twitter bullshit asterixxed hugs u guys pass around forming crappy online love......its bull(i'd do it, i attach no meaning to it tho 3-| ) unless i realy love u tho....  dont worry, my LSE doesnt affect my ability to actually care about pple......sigh*, i'm jus ranting....at least i feel lighter now....buh then again.....i jus want to hibernate from the world for a while and do some soul searching *cliche talk*
this isnt all thats on my mind tho...i'm restraining myself....if not some pple will start a prayer chain and kidnap me for deliverance..oh well....later earthlings...




sorry for the rantings...dont use this to judge me...i jus tend to feel lost sometimes
i'll get over it...maybe... oh yeah, my birthday is this saturday.... u guys can wish me happy birthday on my twitter..that'll lift my spirit up a bit :) @nnaya_A
later