lol funnies from johnny english

hahhahahaha i wish i had this kinda training

if the pics dont move, click on them, they are gifs

hahahahaha more funny stuff

lol..u know how in school when nobody is allowed to talk back at a teacher, and then some crazy person finally grabs the balls to do so....looool

when that person talks back at the teacher, everybody is like :o :

hahahahahaahahahah

the paradox

human emotions, darn em.......they are my limitations, they form my boundaries....love, fear, happiness, sadness, anger,...they limit my actions....some even have the power to lead to my self destruction( dont stress yourself i'll simplify it as suicide)

 the funny thing is....these same limitations are my fuel as a human, they drive me towards my accomplishments..my greatest muses

how do i deal with this...stop being limited by my emtions, and harness their power fully as a fuel

lol, i got this idea for a soluton from a friend, still looking into it......"i banished all my emotion except three... love, anger, hate... i feel nothing else"

                                                           -MARIUS

lol that's a good way to look at it yh...i think i might try this, buh i'll add happiness to this equation too..

oh well...thank u guys for being my readers, share this blog with ur friends and leave comments...thank u (^.^

In my head...my weird attempt at poetry

...i know everything happens for a reason..u know, the good, the bad....the otherwises loool...IF ONLY I COULD KNOW WHAT THOSE REASONS WERE..
                                                     God i could be a lost prodigal son sometimes
parading thru time, not knowing what will happen to me, uncertain of a future that i want to be bright.(DUH, who doesnt want that)....again everything happens for a reason....meaning there can be no coincidences...can there? ...
if everything happens for a reason, then the theory of the big bang should be futile shouldnt it...something must have caused it..a greater existence that saw a reason for this.... a reason for a universe to be created
a reason for a blue ball  to be the only life containing planet.....
...wait i just thought of this, could a reason be a goal..i'm convined that it is...


think on that earthlings..supposing i gave sumn to think on...lol
                                         Everything happens for a reason...lol this is my weird attempt at poetry

llooolll, my random funny musings \\(^.^)//

hey readers....jus my random musings for y;a'll to see

you know whats better than a piece of fried chicken.....

TWO PIECES OF FRIED CHICKEN =))

MY STRANGE ADDICTION

.....its weird but its there....buh i'll start from here,...since i was a kid i never understood people's fascination with music, it didnt make sense to me, i didnt like songs, i didnt want to sing...(occasionally i'd dance if i was not held back by my fear or shyness), but songs where not my thing and i couldnt figure out why
    my friends at my age would listen to rap, love songs and crappy crap as I termed them, i jus wantd to draw and watch cartoons, dats all i loved..lol and i still do, i'm just lazy X_x
   buh the strangest thing started happening....i started understanding music...and it wasnt the words in them....it was the beat that came out of them......my mind, my body, my soul would not gravitate towards a song if the beats didnt make the cells in my body move and from there i would jus know the lyrics to the song without even thinking, my mind wasnt on the song it was on the calculated waves and pulses created to make the beats....from the beats i could make every sound made in the song at the right time...weird...lol buh i'm not human hehehehehehe looool
    This led to my addiction in a particular music genre...ROCK...yes rock..heavy metal, soft metal, metallica...anything rock...and why was this, the beats in rock songs were like cocaine or weed to me...they cleared my head...made time fly and gave me weird energy...like i could crush a building with a single punch.......this could be odd to some pple buh honestly I CANT GO A DAY WITHOUT LISTENING TO A ROCK SONG....i'll jus b gloomy all day long....lol, dont try to form therapy for me tho....my thoughts are deep and tangled...u'll drown in dem...rock songs are d coordination to the entropy in my head...besides, the lyrics inna rock song are deep....not shallow and vain like rap and other crap....basically i love songs that dont depict vanity..buh make some real sense

MUM'S BEADWORK...she loves doing these beads

so i decided to advertise my mum's beadwork for my readers....hit me up if u see any u like and might want to get for yourself....your mum or grandmum, u know for that special gathering (lol...like yoruba parties...weddings, naming ceremonies etc) my mum can make beads for any occasion

here are some of her works:
follow this link to see more  

http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.308829519174646.84292.100001428018599&type=3&l=28a0653019

MY BABY : MOJOGUN :* :* :* :*

kk ....so i guess this is long over due...and i really feel like telling y'all bout my amazing chic... mojogun or as i like to call her( with permission from her of cause) "Jay"
   I remember when i first saw her tho .... i was in jss3 jasper in dansol high school... i think it was agric class or fine art class...yh it was agric class, she came in with Oyinkan dinyo...the two of them came from vivian fowler. Oyinkan ended up in jss3 jasper, my class and jay wound up in sapphire (in dhs we have jasper, sapphire , emerald, topaz and ruby).
 yh, d first time i saw her... i was like woooow, who's dat babe ( along with like 15 other guys in class) lol and den i instantly gave up bcos in secondary school i had a serious case of low self-esteem....i gave up bcos i didnt believe i could get her( to me it was a very long shot).
so it went on like dat wif me crushing on this babe till ss3( yes ss3, i was dat lame x_x) when my friends decided to help me out a lil..or a lot lol thanks kummy and segun :D...so yh we started goin out in ss3,,,and its bn amazing ever since........

   Jay is my hero....she's a really outgoing, fun loving, unpredictable loose cannon with d cutest smile and laugh....her eyes OMG......i love dem sooooo much tres mucho grande ...and any other language u wanna use....she's crazy understanding, she's stubborn lol...it matches my stubbornness...she could be insecure sometimes...and what i love most about her is her hidden shyness and quietness..and how she hides it all in dat lively bubble of a personality...i go crazy erytime i think of the fact that i'm the only one (besides her mom and sis) dat she has revealed this to.... (oh yh, dont think bcos i told u guys this dat u'll get to see it... this is a sexy part of her that i get to see when we cuddle :p loool)

   yh..i have to admit, we've had our arguments and disagreements...buh hey...u actually need this kinda stuff to learn more bout ur partners dont u?.....oh well...those were some interesting fights and the longest one was like 2 wks long..and i did d most horrible thing, i didnt trust her...i really hate myself for that period in our relationship.

       yh our relationship will be 3 yrs on my birthday, romantic huh?... n i've had so much fun

LOVE U TRES MUCHO JAY........ :* :* :* :*

weaknesses in us humans

#HumanFlaws
-90% of humans are vain, if not more
-its hard for humans to stand out and do what they want bcos they're scared of what pple will think
-most humans live for now and hardly ever think ahead
-humans have a weakness of being motivated by their emotions..although it could be a useful tool or weapon, it can also cause disaster, breakdown and self-destruction
-humans always want to feel important to at least one person
- even the ones that go around announcing they dont care...lol, they care the most (yup all of u #TeamIDGAF peeps)
-humans want the truth but can stand it
-all humans r insecure and need to put their faith in sumn to make them confident
-humans are fragile, and r only as strong as their weaknesses n bonds with other humans or beings E.g animals or their gods
-the heart of a human can be/is desperately wicked
-humans generally seek approval from sumn or someone
- some humans tend to hide their pain behind laughter....lol i believe these ones live longer
-most human actions today are influenced by  others/society/the media
- ur thoughts right now are probably being influenced by this article
-humans dont have opinions of their own, they say their opinions reflect what they believe, but what they believe was giving to dem by society, friends, family, parents, religion etc.

ITS YOUR BOY NAMEX

yh, yh, yh, its your boy namex the humorous....a close G of mine( u guys should know that i famz a lot)
an aspiring MC and VJ, started with stand up comedy,,loool, i remember those school night and variety nights dat he performed
He's always happy when pple are happy..he's a 300lvl student in covenant university, he loves crazy pple, having fun and looking good
friends wif the popular slasha of dynamix, a CU graduate, he looks up to IK"wild child" osakioduwa
illrhymez, emma and basket mouth....this niggy started comedy at d age 15, now dats a young lad dat knows his dream
but started mc-ing 2011
he calls himself the youngest nigerian MC
his dream "i really want to make an impact onthis entertainment ish in nigeria....God willing, in no time i'll be anchoring BBA, IDOLS and GRAMMYS"
thats a dream right there folks...lets help him reach it dont u think
he's giving a shoutout to gerald milton....(blogged bout him earlier) and ebiye
y'all should watch out for this dude...he's gonna make it big ijn
i'll upload some of his funny posts to u guys later...this guy always baptizing my phone with humourous stuff looooooool
oh yh, follow him on twitter @namexjnr

THE HECK!!!

teenagers making funny videos of an awkward cinnamon challenge.... i think the point of the whole thingy is for them to swallow a full teaspoon of cinnamon...X_X thats gotta be tough..follow this link to watch and laugh, for noooo apparent reason looool...tis really funny
cinnamon epic fails
http://t.co/jDINKTq

1000 views

yaaaaaaaaaaay, i feel so happy, i've gotten up to a thousand views on my blog, u guys should keep posted and keep reading...and pls pls pls, try to drop ur comments, i really like feedback (._. )

THANK YOU (^.^

nominees for the grammys

hmmmmn....nigerians....this is a monday moooorrrnnnniiiinnggg ooooooo, instead of una to sleep you are all up watching the grammys, newaiz i trust u guys, u'll create special public holiday for yourselves.

looool, anyways this is a link to view all the nominees for the grammys...they're quite much so i cant type them all but...i'll narrow out the winners later

http://www.grammy.com/nominees

pictures of the grammy

2012 GRAMMYS RED CARPET

hahaha the grammys for this year..... ^_^ i havent honestly seen any body with crappy dressing tho....apart from wiz and amber, buh anyways, thats their style soooo i wont knock it....hoping to be able to get pictures to upload for y'all to see tho...buh for now

i'm in love with what fergie and katie perry are in....bold styles with the see thru dresses....looool buh i woulda preferred fergie's if she wore a you know...like a make sense underwear u know, not those grandma like black thingys she was wearing..........wait a minute...i..is that...yes it is

OOOOMMMMGGGGGGGGG J.COLE............

hold d phone, nicki minaj just stepped in....and dis is disgusting, whats with the pope....she looks beautiful tho buh sersly...looks like she went to a wedding and hustled table cloths and sew dem LMAAAOOOOOOO...definitely the neck breaker for this year

john legend's suit was awesome....gonna joc that soon

rihanna looks simple, looooove the black dress...hmmmn maybe i'll change my mind bout her *considering*...she even won a grammy <3

jessie j :'( u have disappointed me....u're wearing a flipping disco ball...design... *sigh*

kk dats all i have for the red carpet....i'll get more pictures to upload for u guys

tata for now

GO GAGA MAGAZINE

hey readers...how's eryone this fine evening....(lol apart from those in another time zone) (^.^ ...kk rigth now i jus want to make a shoutout to a friend of mine (also my coursemate) @geraldmilton
he's a cool dude...fun to be around...crazy, easy going cool-headed guy...
just wanted to advertise a magazine...that's gonna be released tomorrow
"GO GAGA MAGAZINE"
it promises to be a good read, and gerald keeps his promises... everyone should get a copy of this magazine to witness gerald's interview

HERE ARE A FEW PAGES FROM THE MAGAZINE

y'all should go and get ur copies tomorrow

BB PORSCHE- i hope i got d spelling

yah...my apologies to all my readers.....i haven't been able to put up any posts because i had exams....lol and for those of u that asked, they were awesome(maybe i might jus put my result online) *yimu*

newaiz i'm jus sitting down in the living room listening to rock songs( linkin park n rise against), surfin the web....( -__-) oh wait!!!!!...

i was gonna do an article on that new blackberry.... make i use d technical name...lol BB p'9981 the black berry phone for big boys......or girl...(u get the point sha)

its has a silver metallic casing and was finished wif black leather.... its quite slim too

weeeelllllll, this phone wasnt made for jus anybody, even d pin is a testimony to dis fact.... the pins of all bb porsche phones all start with a 'p' at the beginning....( so i no fit pretend say i get bb porsche to set p again *sigh*)

yh...the price of this phone is------- *drumroll* 450k

lol...when i'm not pingin jesus with the phone....omo i no get money to waste sha(loool all this one i'm saying na wash sha, if i can hold dat kinda money ehn...i go buy like ten sef) buh till then sha, S/O to myself, God go make me biggererer looool

for u guys out there...ladies included...if u want to show ur partners u love em, get em one of these .....

lol thats all i have for now.... till next time.....safe ^.^)