i dont have much motivation to do things on my own, evrything gets boring to me, pleasure is fleeting, why chase it when it's only going to disappear from ur clutches as soon as its over, leaving nothing but memory traces that fade eventually. lol we end up toying with our emotions ourselves, driving it into a frenzied rollercoaster ride up, down and around
I remember telling myself that the worst thing that could happen is that i die.....tall words, if only my actions matched my words, i'm too laid back to be motivated.
you know that awkward moment when u waste a day... then u go to bed feeling sorry for urself and then u tell urself that u'll be productive the next day... then the next day..loool, u do the same thing all over again hahaha, happens to this boy a lot
oh well, one thing that helps me sleep well at night...the thought that i was the reason behind someone's smile during the day...dont care how.... twitter, facebook, tumblr, my blog, reality, etc
iono i think i jus basically feel happy when i make others happy :) oh well
*sigh* i'm just writing randomly..i should go to bed, i have work tomorrow
sayonara readers :* :*
Sunday, May 20, 2012
Thursday, May 17, 2012
wheel barrow full of money
hey there earthlings....*dusting blog and cleaning cob webs*
yeeehhh hehehe, its been a while since my last post....i've been crazy tired cos of work and all x_x
but i'm here now, i'm actually putting this post up from work :p
wait chill a bit *covers laptop screen from boss* .........
okay he's gone *phew*
okay so the reason for this post is because of the issue of the new 2000 and 5000 naira notes.. -____-
i have a huge issue with those notes, sometimes i wonder if the people in the seat of power in this part of ur planet use their heads when making decisions....or they make decisions from their stomachs.
lol i can just imagine holding a 5000naira note, the moment i drop it to pay for sumn, that money is gone
or just imagine if nobody has change -___-
i go to the market to buy sumn
me: good afternoon i want to buy that bowl of fruits
merchant: okay sir that'll be 200 naira
le me holding only my 5000 naira note
me: *brings out money* do you have change for 5000 naira (loool)
merchant: no sir i will owe u change
me: -__- i'll jus go hungry nigg
looool or or u have only 5000 and u want to board an okada (bike)
me: okada, i dey go this bus stop u fit drop me for there?
bikeman: yes sir no problem
me: how much u go take?
bikeman: 50 naira sir... (loool, you know what happens next bah?)
me : haa, make i do christmas for u, take 100 naira sef
bikeman: *wide grin* no p sir oya make we go
me: brings out 5000, shae u get change sha?
bikeman: haa!! 5000? sir u go jus take 4500, give me 500 ni
me: ole ni e, commot jare kmt...i go jus trek am -__-
lmao i jus had to imagine these two scenarios in my head..newaiz i pray our country doesnt reach d stage where we'll carry a wheel barrow full of money to buy bread and egg sha ijn amen
if u have any comments or opinions please drop them, thaaaankkssss
yeeehhh hehehe, its been a while since my last post....i've been crazy tired cos of work and all x_x
but i'm here now, i'm actually putting this post up from work :p
wait chill a bit *covers laptop screen from boss* .........
okay he's gone *phew*
okay so the reason for this post is because of the issue of the new 2000 and 5000 naira notes.. -____-
i have a huge issue with those notes, sometimes i wonder if the people in the seat of power in this part of ur planet use their heads when making decisions....or they make decisions from their stomachs.
lol i can just imagine holding a 5000naira note, the moment i drop it to pay for sumn, that money is gone
or just imagine if nobody has change -___-
i go to the market to buy sumn
me: good afternoon i want to buy that bowl of fruits
merchant: okay sir that'll be 200 naira
le me holding only my 5000 naira note
me: *brings out money* do you have change for 5000 naira (loool)
merchant: no sir i will owe u change
me: -__- i'll jus go hungry nigg
looool or or u have only 5000 and u want to board an okada (bike)
me: okada, i dey go this bus stop u fit drop me for there?
bikeman: yes sir no problem
me: how much u go take?
bikeman: 50 naira sir... (loool, you know what happens next bah?)
me : haa, make i do christmas for u, take 100 naira sef
bikeman: *wide grin* no p sir oya make we go
me: brings out 5000, shae u get change sha?
bikeman: haa!! 5000? sir u go jus take 4500, give me 500 ni
me: ole ni e, commot jare kmt...i go jus trek am -__-
lmao i jus had to imagine these two scenarios in my head..newaiz i pray our country doesnt reach d stage where we'll carry a wheel barrow full of money to buy bread and egg sha ijn amen
if u have any comments or opinions please drop them, thaaaankkssss
Thursday, May 3, 2012
Friday, April 27, 2012
I AM NNAYAIAN 2: emotions and reasoning
hello earthlings...the next episode to my earth adventures.... enjoy (^.^)
Same time as my/Uche's awakening, in a different timezone 4 hours ahead( a battle between the u.s army and some rebels)
6:30 am
Another nnayaian...(actually the first nnayaian to arrive on earth and awaken..Earth alias: hugh carter) becomes aware of my awakening (ask me how i know this, weelllll we met so we synchronized data jus like u earthlings do with phones and laptops and shii )
BOOOOM he flash jumps just in time to escape the explosion * appears in a half wrecked building*
phew that was close...i got distracted there for a second, i almost thought the last nnayaian would never awaken. Aah i see, his earthen alias is Uche Ajoks, apparently he was sent to be raised by nigerians..LOL very un-cliche (if thats a word lol) choice, that means i'll have to get to him sooner or later, but for now, he'll have to grow for himself, i'm kind of tied up in this battle , and we're losing
BOOOOM
problem now is i cant mentally track the energy signals of my platoon..uche's energy readings are haywire now cuz he just awakened so its jamming theirs out. *calms down a little to try and pick up energy signals* shit shit shit, most of the guys are dead, the rest are retreating, the able bodied ones are taking the injured out of the field....but...*concentrates for more energy readings* chuck, he's still out there, and the rebels closing in on him *flash jumps*
Hugh flash jumps to Chucks coordinates (note flash jump isnt teleportation in an actual sense. nnayaians move so fast that it breaks down their molecules that moves instantly then rearranges where they want it to)...
Screw u rebels, Chuck shouts as he shoots franctically at any and every target. *click click click* he runs out of bullets, the rebels seize the opportunity and shoots chucks legs, he screams with a voice thats send high pitched waves and hugh picks it up in his molecule state, compelling his emotions of fear and anger (fear that he is about to lose his best human friend, and anger at the rebels) which he converts into energy, driving him faster towards chucks location.
chuck falls on his knees, he reaches into his back pocket and brings out a picture which had him, his girlfriend he just proposed to and hugh behind them resting on their shoulders laughing, he laughs chuckles at the picture and allows a tear to fall and says goodbye guys ...*BANG* Chuck was shot on his forehead by a rebel.
As chuck lands on the floor, hugh materializes to witness it.....He was immediately filled with raged, buh being nnayaian, his rage was not shown on his face, just a cold blank stare as the raged was converted spontaneously into energy, Hugh's eyes glowed , their green-ness becoming more pronounced, he could see the wave trajectory of the bullet and picked up the energy readings of the shooter and the gun, he didnt feel the need to hide, they were just mere humans, he picked his side arm from its holster on his knee, pointed it in the direction of the shooter ...gathered up energy into the gun and the tip of the bullet (nnayaians have the ability to manipulate energy, molecules and electrons, buh limited tho), then he pulled the trigger
BOOM.....The bullet did more damage than it would have ever done as a normal bullet, it caused a 5 foot explosion, the other rebels were astonished and started screaming.... Hugh smiled, he had picked up their energy reading....
done with chapter 2 *phew* pls read up and drop ur comments muah muah bye earthlings
Same time as my/Uche's awakening, in a different timezone 4 hours ahead( a battle between the u.s army and some rebels)
6:30 am
Another nnayaian...(actually the first nnayaian to arrive on earth and awaken..Earth alias: hugh carter) becomes aware of my awakening (ask me how i know this, weelllll we met so we synchronized data jus like u earthlings do with phones and laptops and shii )
BOOOOM he flash jumps just in time to escape the explosion * appears in a half wrecked building*
phew that was close...i got distracted there for a second, i almost thought the last nnayaian would never awaken. Aah i see, his earthen alias is Uche Ajoks, apparently he was sent to be raised by nigerians..LOL very un-cliche (if thats a word lol) choice, that means i'll have to get to him sooner or later, but for now, he'll have to grow for himself, i'm kind of tied up in this battle , and we're losing
BOOOOM
problem now is i cant mentally track the energy signals of my platoon..uche's energy readings are haywire now cuz he just awakened so its jamming theirs out. *calms down a little to try and pick up energy signals* shit shit shit, most of the guys are dead, the rest are retreating, the able bodied ones are taking the injured out of the field....but...*concentrates for more energy readings* chuck, he's still out there, and the rebels closing in on him *flash jumps*
Hugh flash jumps to Chucks coordinates (note flash jump isnt teleportation in an actual sense. nnayaians move so fast that it breaks down their molecules that moves instantly then rearranges where they want it to)...
Screw u rebels, Chuck shouts as he shoots franctically at any and every target. *click click click* he runs out of bullets, the rebels seize the opportunity and shoots chucks legs, he screams with a voice thats send high pitched waves and hugh picks it up in his molecule state, compelling his emotions of fear and anger (fear that he is about to lose his best human friend, and anger at the rebels) which he converts into energy, driving him faster towards chucks location.
chuck falls on his knees, he reaches into his back pocket and brings out a picture which had him, his girlfriend he just proposed to and hugh behind them resting on their shoulders laughing, he laughs chuckles at the picture and allows a tear to fall and says goodbye guys ...*BANG* Chuck was shot on his forehead by a rebel.
As chuck lands on the floor, hugh materializes to witness it.....He was immediately filled with raged, buh being nnayaian, his rage was not shown on his face, just a cold blank stare as the raged was converted spontaneously into energy, Hugh's eyes glowed , their green-ness becoming more pronounced, he could see the wave trajectory of the bullet and picked up the energy readings of the shooter and the gun, he didnt feel the need to hide, they were just mere humans, he picked his side arm from its holster on his knee, pointed it in the direction of the shooter ...gathered up energy into the gun and the tip of the bullet (nnayaians have the ability to manipulate energy, molecules and electrons, buh limited tho), then he pulled the trigger
BOOM.....The bullet did more damage than it would have ever done as a normal bullet, it caused a 5 foot explosion, the other rebels were astonished and started screaming.... Hugh smiled, he had picked up their energy reading....
done with chapter 2 *phew* pls read up and drop ur comments muah muah bye earthlings
Tuesday, April 24, 2012
CHELSEEEEAAAAAAAA WOOOOOOON
nothing else to blog bout today....its all pointless at this moment... for now....chelsea has gone against all odds and defeated barcelona
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for life babay
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Monday, April 23, 2012
passport dilemma
loooool...u ever wonder how no matter how cute or beautiful someone is, earthling passports always finds a way to make them look ugly...hahahaha, that dont happen on my planet .... nah bro, our passpors are keewwwwlllllllll (thats cool)
oh well, lemme show u some comparisons....lol...forgive me if u find this offensive...i actually stole these passports from a confidential source....
u see the difference....we on nnayaea are allowed to make cool poses from chest level and up...humans arent (>_<) downer
oh well, lemme show u some comparisons....lol...forgive me if u find this offensive...i actually stole these passports from a confidential source....
u see the difference....we on nnayaea are allowed to make cool poses from chest level and up...humans arent (>_<) downer
looool dont mind me tho, i'm jus messing around...the coolest passport to me tho is the baby one
LMAOOOOO, "you drink milk...out of glass???!!!
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