just imagine that my eyes are the cameras you view the world with...my indirect mind control
Wednesday, September 28, 2011
Tuesday, September 27, 2011
Game archives by teddyb emeka
kk so dis is a new section i'm adding to my blog, for those who are big fans of gaming. This section'll give you news on new game releases, game previews...criticism etc....u're also free to share your thoughts....newaiz, since i'm not a big fan of gaming, i've given the responsibility to my trusted pal/roommate ...emeka..u can reach him on facebook (teddyb emeka) i wish he had a twitter profile, buh the short guy is stubborn( he's goin to kill me for that)..newaiz sha..ladies he's also single sha...incase you're interested.
teddyb you're up
hey....this is teddyb emeka...i'll be the official game reviewer for this blog...yah n your chief editor is not paying me enough oooooo newaiz God dey.
yh the new releases of games this week are dominated with two highly anticipated games by soccer fans, fifa 12 and pro evolution soccer 12...then the new x-men game and for ps3 "the child of eden"
PRO EVOLUTION SOCCER:
the new pes 12 for xbox 360, ps3, ps2, pc and psp and wii is going to be released today tuesday 27th september. changes will be noticed in attackers making more intelligent and brilliant runs, and also defenders holding tighter lines.
FIFA 12:
also for the same consoles, will also be realesed today....new features have been promised, with enhanced dribbling with new patterns to give a more realistic look...the defense has new modifications and also focuses on positioning and ball interception.
a free service that offers pdates on real sports will be added, and d career mode will be able to live out stories from real life events which could give the game new intensity..it will also be having more than 500 official licensed clubs.
X-MEN DESTINY:
if you're feeling to play a new "hero based game" then this new release for xbox, ps3, wii and ds should be a treat for you. this will have players choosing a character and being in charge of their destinies (game wise) the game will also be featuring some hollywood voices so dont be surprised if you hear halle berry's voice ooooo
newaiz those are the new releases for the week, next week i should have my observations and keep you guyz posted...till then, teddyb...out.
teddyb you're up
hey....this is teddyb emeka...i'll be the official game reviewer for this blog...yah n your chief editor is not paying me enough oooooo newaiz God dey.
yh the new releases of games this week are dominated with two highly anticipated games by soccer fans, fifa 12 and pro evolution soccer 12...then the new x-men game and for ps3 "the child of eden"
PRO EVOLUTION SOCCER:
the new pes 12 for xbox 360, ps3, ps2, pc and psp and wii is going to be released today tuesday 27th september. changes will be noticed in attackers making more intelligent and brilliant runs, and also defenders holding tighter lines.
FIFA 12:
also for the same consoles, will also be realesed today....new features have been promised, with enhanced dribbling with new patterns to give a more realistic look...the defense has new modifications and also focuses on positioning and ball interception.
a free service that offers pdates on real sports will be added, and d career mode will be able to live out stories from real life events which could give the game new intensity..it will also be having more than 500 official licensed clubs.
X-MEN DESTINY:
if you're feeling to play a new "hero based game" then this new release for xbox, ps3, wii and ds should be a treat for you. this will have players choosing a character and being in charge of their destinies (game wise) the game will also be featuring some hollywood voices so dont be surprised if you hear halle berry's voice ooooo
newaiz those are the new releases for the week, next week i should have my observations and keep you guyz posted...till then, teddyb...out.
Sunday, September 25, 2011
A DECK OF CARDS
The Deck of Cards
Author: Unknown
...
A young soldier was in his bunkhouse all alone one Sunday morning over in Afghanistan . It was quiet that day, the guns and the mortars, and land mines for some reason hadn't made a noise.
The young soldier knew it was Sunday, the holiest day of the week. As he was sitting there, he got out an old deck of cards and laid them out across his bunk.
Just then an army sergeant came in and said, "Why aren't you with the rest of the platoon?"
The soldier replied, "I thought I would stay behind and spend some time with the Lord."
The sergeant said, "Looks like you're going to play cards."
The soldier said, "No sir, you see, since we are not allowed to have Bibles or other spiritual books in this country, I've decided to talk to the Lord by studying this deck of cards."
The sergeant asked in disbelief, "How will you do that?"
"You see the Ace, Sergeant; it reminds that there is only one God.
The Two represents the two parts of the Bible, Old and New Testaments.
The Three represents the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost.
The Four stands for the Four Apostles: Matthew, Mark, Luke and John.
The Five is for the five virgins that were ten, but only five of them were glorified.
The Six is for the six days it took God to create the Heavens and Earth.
The Seven is for the day God rested after working the six days.
The Eight is for the family of Noah and his wife, their three sons and their wives, in which God saved the eight people from the flood that destroyed the earth for the first time.
The Nine is for the lepers that Jesus cleansed of leprosy. He cleansed ten but nine never thanked Him.
The Ten represents the Ten Commandments that God handed down to Moses on tablets made of stone.
The Jack is a reminder of Satan. One of God's first angels, but he got kicked out of heaven for his sly and wicked ways and is now the joker of eternal hell.
The Queen stands for the Virgin Mary.
The King stands for Jesus, for he is the King of all kings.
When I count the dots on all the cards, I come up with 365 total, one for every day of the year.
There are a total of 52 cards in a deck; each is a week, 52 weeks in a year.
The four suits represents the four seasons: Spring, Summer, Fall and Winter.
Each suit has thirteen cards, there are exactly thirteen weeks in a quarter.
So when I want to talk to God and thank Him, I just pull out this old deck of cards and they remind me of all that I have to be thankful for."
The sergeant just stood there and after a minute, with tears in his eyes and pain in his heart, he said, "Soldier, can I borrow that deck of cards?"
“And whatsoever ye do, do it heartily, as to the Lord, and not unto men;” - Colossians 3:23
Author: Unknown
...
A young soldier was in his bunkhouse all alone one Sunday morning over in Afghanistan . It was quiet that day, the guns and the mortars, and land mines for some reason hadn't made a noise.
The young soldier knew it was Sunday, the holiest day of the week. As he was sitting there, he got out an old deck of cards and laid them out across his bunk.
Just then an army sergeant came in and said, "Why aren't you with the rest of the platoon?"
The soldier replied, "I thought I would stay behind and spend some time with the Lord."
The sergeant said, "Looks like you're going to play cards."
The soldier said, "No sir, you see, since we are not allowed to have Bibles or other spiritual books in this country, I've decided to talk to the Lord by studying this deck of cards."
The sergeant asked in disbelief, "How will you do that?"
"You see the Ace, Sergeant; it reminds that there is only one God.
The Two represents the two parts of the Bible, Old and New Testaments.
The Three represents the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost.
The Four stands for the Four Apostles: Matthew, Mark, Luke and John.
The Five is for the five virgins that were ten, but only five of them were glorified.
The Six is for the six days it took God to create the Heavens and Earth.
The Seven is for the day God rested after working the six days.
The Eight is for the family of Noah and his wife, their three sons and their wives, in which God saved the eight people from the flood that destroyed the earth for the first time.
The Nine is for the lepers that Jesus cleansed of leprosy. He cleansed ten but nine never thanked Him.
The Ten represents the Ten Commandments that God handed down to Moses on tablets made of stone.
The Jack is a reminder of Satan. One of God's first angels, but he got kicked out of heaven for his sly and wicked ways and is now the joker of eternal hell.
The Queen stands for the Virgin Mary.
The King stands for Jesus, for he is the King of all kings.
When I count the dots on all the cards, I come up with 365 total, one for every day of the year.
There are a total of 52 cards in a deck; each is a week, 52 weeks in a year.
The four suits represents the four seasons: Spring, Summer, Fall and Winter.
Each suit has thirteen cards, there are exactly thirteen weeks in a quarter.
So when I want to talk to God and thank Him, I just pull out this old deck of cards and they remind me of all that I have to be thankful for."
The sergeant just stood there and after a minute, with tears in his eyes and pain in his heart, he said, "Soldier, can I borrow that deck of cards?"
“And whatsoever ye do, do it heartily, as to the Lord, and not unto men;” - Colossians 3:23
editor yarns
Thursday, September 22, 2011
food for thought, then laugh bout it: scooby doo
i'm sure a lot of us have seen the popular cartoon from the 90's scooby doo..if you haven't i dont think your childhood was complete lol...anyways, scooby doo was a popular mystery cartoon about four teens and their dog...... well, this article is about two of those teens, look at the picture, the two to your left (or the computer screens right) lol....fred and daphne.
try and see if u remember this line "shaggy, you scooby and velma go downstairs and check the basement, daphne and i'll check the rooms upstairs" ooorrrr "velma...take scooby and shaggy and check that way, i'll go with daphne this way" (lol is your mind going where i want it to go)
have you ever noticed that after this "division of labour" the camera only focuses on what shaggy, scooby and velma are doin but hardly pays attention to fred and daphne...hmmmmn what could fred and daphne be up to....sorry for corrupting your thots on this cartoon but..we're older now, this should have crossed your mind at some point hahaha....cartoon makers could be perverted in certain ways sha...smh, lol i remember when i used to watch this and i'd wait for fred to say for once, shaggy, you, daphne and scooby....it never happened tho...oh well lol.
newaiz i hope you guyz will enjoy this my little "observation" pls share your comments too lol...i'm sure if fred reads this he'd have said, "AND I'D HAVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH THIS IF IT HADN'T BEEN FOR YOU THIS MEDDLING BLOGGER" hahahah peace later
Sunday, September 11, 2011
#BackToSchoolMode
yup tis dat time of the year again, the end of summer and the beginning of a new school year....... many kids, n teenagers are probably getting ready for school or have already resumed, a lot of em markets are gonna be packed wif back to school shoppers, both home and abroad(jand, yankee, dubai, u sabi na)
newaiz tho, i'll jus like to make a note of a few schools resuming, n wat to expect, imma start with covenant uni
COVENANT UNI:
lol, this is like one of the strictest schools in western nigeria, if not nigeria (n i say so cuz i'm in CU). At least CU students can rest easy cuz of the news that the former dean Mr Muyiwa Fadugba has been transferred, (jus pray the new one is more lenient).
newaiz, Cu students, start saying good bye to ur phones(like it hurts me to say goodbye to my bb) n start saying hello to your laptops and Ipod touches n Ipads (n these things are like pure water there).yah, get ur indomie and ur kettles ready too ooo, s/o to d 3 times a day indomie guyz lol.
for the guyz, start buying your starch n ur oversized shirts, n please try to wear socks this semester, also be careful with ur skinnies lol, may they not tear trousers this semester(mine too) and yeah before i forget, before u buy james and sharwama for her, make sure u have enough money ooo, not that u'll buy and then u'll come to d hall and start asking for sugar..lool. yah better buy your provs too,
yeh and remember, when u are with her, be on the look out for the dreaded bus 5(may dat bus burn ijn) and d popular MARIO lol, n make sure u dont get caught, n if u do, omo two of u for like run #dontdull oooo. dont forget to buy ur corporate shirts sha..i'd love to make friends wif sum1 dat has like 15 tm lewins
for d ladies...we cant w8 to see u girls n wat u'll hav in store for us, Cu babes fine gan....buh pls be easy on the make up #uknowurselves, and pls pity him when u tell him to buy u james and sharwama, ask him if he has eaten first, lol
finally, we cant w8 to see our beloved pastor austin or popularly known to students, pastor ginger ur swagger.
BABCOCK:
the no meat school, i hope u guyz are ready to return to ur tofu diet, i'm aware dat the babcock freshmen have resumed tho, u guyz shuld treat them nicely, i dont kno much bout ur school tho, buh i do know dat u guyz shuld stock up well for sabath oooo...yah s/o to my mentor at ur school, tho he's graduated, he'll probly kill me for this (kunle akinlemibola) n yeah i'm famzing...holler @ BU students
REDEEMERS:
i have big love for this school tho, some of my cool friends are in this school e.g d rising star official trick, imma big fan of wayward lifestyle btw...dont really have much info on u gyz buh will most def blog when i do...u guyz shuld stay cool sha
yh....u guyz shuld have fun at ur chill out zones yh especially u exclusives dat like to hang out at bethels place.....
yah n before i forget, u guyz go easy on the freshmen, remember u were once like dem...n freshmen, especially the babes, better be ready for d guyz ooooo, lol dont worry, dey'll give u great tours
dis is nnaya sharing his thots, feel free to comment n pls be lenient, this is my first.....n pls share more bout ur schools
newaiz tho, i'll jus like to make a note of a few schools resuming, n wat to expect, imma start with covenant uni
COVENANT UNI:
lol, this is like one of the strictest schools in western nigeria, if not nigeria (n i say so cuz i'm in CU). At least CU students can rest easy cuz of the news that the former dean Mr Muyiwa Fadugba has been transferred, (jus pray the new one is more lenient).
newaiz, Cu students, start saying good bye to ur phones(like it hurts me to say goodbye to my bb) n start saying hello to your laptops and Ipod touches n Ipads (n these things are like pure water there).yah, get ur indomie and ur kettles ready too ooo, s/o to d 3 times a day indomie guyz lol.
for the guyz, start buying your starch n ur oversized shirts, n please try to wear socks this semester, also be careful with ur skinnies lol, may they not tear trousers this semester(mine too) and yeah before i forget, before u buy james and sharwama for her, make sure u have enough money ooo, not that u'll buy and then u'll come to d hall and start asking for sugar..lool. yah better buy your provs too,
yeh and remember, when u are with her, be on the look out for the dreaded bus 5(may dat bus burn ijn) and d popular MARIO lol, n make sure u dont get caught, n if u do, omo two of u for like run #dontdull oooo. dont forget to buy ur corporate shirts sha..i'd love to make friends wif sum1 dat has like 15 tm lewins
for d ladies...we cant w8 to see u girls n wat u'll hav in store for us, Cu babes fine gan....buh pls be easy on the make up #uknowurselves, and pls pity him when u tell him to buy u james and sharwama, ask him if he has eaten first, lol
finally, we cant w8 to see our beloved pastor austin or popularly known to students, pastor ginger ur swagger.
BABCOCK:
the no meat school, i hope u guyz are ready to return to ur tofu diet, i'm aware dat the babcock freshmen have resumed tho, u guyz shuld treat them nicely, i dont kno much bout ur school tho, buh i do know dat u guyz shuld stock up well for sabath oooo...yah s/o to my mentor at ur school, tho he's graduated, he'll probly kill me for this (kunle akinlemibola) n yeah i'm famzing...holler @ BU students
REDEEMERS:
i have big love for this school tho, some of my cool friends are in this school e.g d rising star official trick, imma big fan of wayward lifestyle btw...dont really have much info on u gyz buh will most def blog when i do...u guyz shuld stay cool sha
yh....u guyz shuld have fun at ur chill out zones yh especially u exclusives dat like to hang out at bethels place.....
yah n before i forget, u guyz go easy on the freshmen, remember u were once like dem...n freshmen, especially the babes, better be ready for d guyz ooooo, lol dont worry, dey'll give u great tours
dis is nnaya sharing his thots, feel free to comment n pls be lenient, this is my first.....n pls share more bout ur schools
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<----- my sisters first experience as a rapper, rapped in church during the august celebration, look out for this one world u can follow her on twitter, @foxiiey...would post a vid later
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